keshawood:

Ladies and gentlemen I’ve upgraded from loyal stalker. Get ready for K-Pain @tpain and @keshasuxx

Life Lesson Learned From Ke$ha #67:

If you’re really hot, you can wear a TRASH BAG to the awards show and STILL look hotter than other attendees.

Life Lesson Learned From Ke$ha #66:

Release two 1-word titled albums…………………………shake the fans up by releasing a 13-word titled remix album. Swag.

Life LEsson Learned From Ke$ha #65:

………………….We’re not legally allowed to talk about that one.

Life Lesson LEarned From Ke$ha #64:

It’s always great to support a cause.

Ke$ha and Iggy Pop both agree on one thing: “Canada’s club scene sucks!”

The 24-year-old pop star (real name: Kesha Sebert) and 63-year-old showbiz veteran (real name: James Newell Osterberg, Jr.) have joined forces with PETA to launch a global campaign against the clubbing of baby seals. {-usmagazine.com}

kdollarsign:

Life Lesson Learned from Ke$ha #10:

If you’re ever arrested, at least make the mugshot interesting.

She’s got an A for creativity.

kdollarsign:

Life LEssons Learned from Ke$ha #12:

You truly never do know what’s happened on that toilet. Squat, don’t sit.

kdollarsign:

Life Lessons Learned From Ke$ha #15:
What to do when you meet an international super star:

“Like Ringo. I met him at the Grammy’s, and he congratulated me on my album! I trhew up in my mouth a little bit. I said, ‘Congratulations on being a fuckin’ Beatle!”

Classy classy Ke$ha (from Rolling $tone Magazine)

kdollarsign:

Life LEssons LEarned From Ke$ha #22:

Beer is the new 5-Hour Energy.

kdollarsign:

Life Lessons Learned From Ke$ha #18:

Tiger masks do NOT deflect the paparazzi. Just fyi.

kdollarsign:

Life Lessons Learned From Ke$ha #21:

TEAM JACOB. Nuff said.

kdollarsign:

Life LEsson Learned From Ke$ha #24:

There IS reason to hate on Justin Beiber. Told ya so.